If men told the truth when coming onto a woman- here is what they would say...
Relationships on Female First
My friend doesn't have the confidence to talk to you- Do you like shy guys? If not then I'm not shy given what I've just done and I'm also single.
I'm bad at introductions- do you want some alcohol?- Hopefully when we are both a little tipsy, the conversation will flow much better.
I only want to talk to one of you but I am going to impress both of you- Just in-case my first choice doesn't like me, I have a back-up.
You're very pretty and I have no idea what to do about it- Maybe if I hover near you, you will ask me to sit down and take the lead on the conversation.
I'm trying to find out how much emotional baggage you have and if I can handle it or not- So I will let you talk incessantly and pretend I'm just a good listener.
I'm lying to you right now- But what I'm saying sounds really impressive, so I'm going to keep doing it.
I bought you this drink so you couldn't say no- Now you have to humour me until you finish it because it's polite.
I don't like your earrings I just wanted an excuse to compliment you- Women love to be complimented- this puts me in a good light.
I looked at you for a long time before I came over here- I was staring but thankfully you didn't notice because of the drink.
I fear rejection so I am not going to ask you on a proper date but just that we hang out some time- I don't want anything serious and a date means I have to put in the time after sex.
I was hoping you would come over and talk to me- Because I'm lazy and want you to do all the work. It's about time women initiated conversations once in a while.
I say threesome like it's a joke, but I totally would- I was only hoping to sleep with one woman tonight but what self-respecting man would turn down two?!
I'm interested in having sex with someone tonight- I am approaching you with that in mind- several other girls have rejected me- you weren't my first choice but you'll do.
Nice breasts- I noticed them before any other part on your body.
I am going to give you my phone number because typing is way easier than talking- I feel I have put enough into this interaction to warrant something in return now.
After a while my friend is going to walk up casually and join the conversation- We have done this so many times before, it's like a well-oiled machine.
I have invested a lot in this and I find out you have boyfriend I am going to go home- Get a take-out and unleash my defeatist rage on a video game.
I am just looking for someone who has the same interests as me and a vagina they are willing to share with me- Just the vagina is fine. Interests are for couples- I'm not looking to be in a couple.
Do you want to have sex with me tonight?- I need to know now before I waste any more time.
Did you tell her I was looking for sex?- Did you put her off me so you could have her all for yourself?