'I love you'- When there is lull in the conversation- it seems the best filler for the occasion. Just as long as they understand it's not in an 'I want to date you' kind of way- you always have to clear that one up.

Laughing at nothing!

Laughing at nothing!

Future plans- One day you want to live above a pastry shop in France and eat carbs until your heart's content (or clogged)- we all have to have direction in life.

Compliments- Your friend has vomit encrusted hair and you have mascara run that makes you look like a member of The Walking Dead zombie cast- but you still tell each other you're the most beautiful women in the room.

Things to do- You make a verbal list of things you want to before you enter your next decade. Then you look back at them years later and question if someone spiked your drink. 'Pay off mortgage by 30' Ha!

Exes- As soon as you dump an assh*le- your mate begins their ritual slagging off every time you go out. They never did this while you were together but feel the need to now- and use all the break up clichés- 'you were too good for him', 'he was too immature' or 'his di*k was too small.' The usual.

You recap- You have stories from way back that you always bring up again once the alcohol has kicked in. 'Remember the time you fell for a gay guy?!'

Sex- You get really open and honest about your sex life with your beau- whether he wants your friend to know about it or not. She won't tell if you don't- besides he will never understand the woes of post sex vagina burn.

You make plans- Life has gotten in the way- you don't see each other as often as you used to, so you decide to make the effort to meet up with each other more. Then six months roll by and you haven't kept your promise- but when you do meet it's like you've never been apart.


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