Today is National Bugs Bunny Day so we thought we would take a look at all the idiosyncrasies of a woman who has rabbits on the mind. 

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She will have at least 2 rabbits- They have to be bought in pairs do they don't get lonely- or so she told you. You wonder sometimes if they mean more to her than you do.

She drags you into every pet shop you pass- To look at the bunnies- she falls in love with every single one. Then gives you that all too familiar doe-eyed look in a bid to get you to give in to another furry friend. You don't.

Your house is filled with rabbit merchandise- Ornaments, pictures, pillows, fluffy toys- guests are in no doubt what she's into when they come over.

No veg/fruit ever gets wasted- Any peelings or questionable fruit goes straight to her fur balls outside.

Your weekly bill always involves stuff for the rabbits- Sawdust, food, hay, veg- you have had to sacrifice many a treat in order to stay in budget because the rabbits take up a tenth of your shopping spend.

She always has stray bits of fur on her- The lint roller is her best friend.

She has a strange obsession with bunny accessories- Water bottles, bowls, toys- she likes to decorate their hutch with carrot emblazoned things. Even if they do poop on/between everything she gifts them.

You are constantly finding rabbit bobbles- They appear in the unlikeliest of places about your home. You mistook one for a chocolate once- that was a bad day.

Many of her stories are about the rabbits- 'Guess what the rabbits did today?' 'The bunny did the funniest thing before!' and 'You have got to see what the rabbits are doing- come here'. She takes pleasure in their funny little ways and has way more interest in their behaviour than you could ever muster.

Fancy dress is always the same- You have to go as matching rabbits- it's a given.

She has an extensive sex toy collection- All of which are a version of the rampant rabbit. You secretly wish she would try something new but alas nothing else will do.

Many of her clothes have rabbits on them- Emblazoned across the front of her body like a membership badge to the 'crazy rabbit lady's club'.

She talks to them in a baby voice- You wonder if one day they will answer because they always look at her like they are about to say something. Maybe they will tell her to 'stop talking in that stupid voice' so you don't have to- you can only dream.