To celebrate National Butterscotch Pudding Day we thought we'd have a bit of fun and see what your favourite sweet treat tells others about your bedroom prowess. 

What does it all really mean?

What does it all really mean?

Sticky Toffee Pudding- You're not afraid to use food in the bedroom even if it gets a little messy and sticky- you just hop in the shower together afterwards. You have learned the hard way however that you should avoid caramel or toffee centred chocolate bars around the genital area- it's not worth the aftercare.

Chocolate Fudge Cake- Your addiction to chocolate has reached worrying levels and you try to incorporate it into your sex life as much as possible- with lubricant, massage candles and body paints.

Sorbet- You like gentle sex and prefer to keep things light and romantic because sex is something that connects you and your partner emotionally as well as physically.

Cheesecake- You enjoy mixing sweet with savoury when it comes to the foods you use in sexual play which makes for interesting meal times.

Brownie- You convince those around you that you don't get emotional over sex but you enjoy it when a guy takes his time and 'makes love' to you all the same- in the classic missionary position.

Crumble- You aren't bothered about where you have sex- or how uncomfortable or impractical the setting might be- if the moment takes you would hop on anything just to get your jollies.

Brule- You're into light bondage- like the top of a Brule, you like to be tapped on the bottom with whatever your partner can find to get you in the mood.

Ice cream- You like to experience different sensations in the bedroom especially with toys you can cool down or ice cubes- anything to awaken parts of your body in new and exciting ways.

Apple Pie- You prefer sex in a bed with lots of layers and textures- a well-dressed bed turns you on and you love to get tangled up between the sheets with your lover.

Spotted Dick- You love to have a laugh while having sex- you don't take it too seriously and if something goes wrong- you don't dwell- you just giggle about it and move on.

Lemon Meringue Pie- You are whiter than white on the surface but once your man gets you in a horizontal position you're a bit tarty.

Rice Pudding- You’re happiest when sex is simple. You don’t like to complicate things with tricky toys, licky lubes and coated condoms- you were born to bonk- just without all the bells and whistles.  


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