Your home looks like a scene from Signs- There will be cups/ glasses all over your house- you're confident you're prepared if aliens ever come to visit.

Relationships on Female First

Relationships on Female First

When you tidy up- your kitchen resembles a pub at the end of the night- For a moment you feel like you're in training to be a barman.

Your dishwasher is constantly filled with receptacles for drinks- Not plates, not cups, not pans- just mugs and glasses all in a row like little soldiers waiting for the showers.

She never opts for feminine looking drinks when you're out- Always a pint of whatever she's drinking because it lasts longer.

She's not afraid to ask for jugs of water- Why keep bothering the waiter/waitress? Her mentality is bring all the liquid at once!

You know to hydrate her as she comes through the door- You don't even have to ask anymore- you have the tap running as soon as you hear her car pull up on the drive.

She drinks loudly- Because of her unquenchable thirst she sounds like a sink when she finally has her hands around a glass. It's not sexy and it's not girly- but you've learned to drown out the gulping noises by now.

She never gets headaches- While you're always nursing your caffeine induced head pains- she's forever clear headed.

Her solution to any ailment is water- A glass of water can help with concentration, viruses, headaches- even relationship problems- apparently.

She's a cheap date- Tap water is free when you go out for a meal so you know her food choice is the only thing that'll cost you.

She gets really excited about cordial- She drinks water mostly but when she treats herself with some sort of water flavouring- it's like someone's given had given her a wad of cash in a glass.

She complains about the price of bottled water- When you go to the cinema or a day out, you can guarantee she'll have something to say about the cost of a bottle of the clear stuff.


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